JapON n pOliTikus

Kalau yang sedang boring-boring tu tak tau nak buat apa, dalam kepala otak asyik fikir POLITIK, REFORMASI dan lapar dahaga sahaja, apa kata kita berhibur sikit dengan lawak nama jepun ni.

01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA

05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA

08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI

14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI SIPUTBABI

15. Yang suka BERSUMPAH - SAIIFOO BAUKARI

Xercise GO!!!

Hanya amik masa 7 minit untuk buat
senaman ringan ini..ikut la arahan ni betul2...


ni ala taichi sikit la...
sebagai intro dan warming up..


tiru la macam ni...
untuk melegakan bahu dan leher..


wa..wa.. aaa


gerak kekanan kemudian ke kiri..


gerak ke kiri kemudian ke kanan


ikut je ler... jangan terpusing kepala udah la..


tepuk kuat kuat kat dahi..
ni untuk hilang mengantuk..


dah tu buat gerakan tangan dan badan...
buat macam happy aje..


kemudian goyang2 kaki dan badan sikit...
buat macam takde masaalah...


buat secara aggresive pula...
jangan peduli apa orang lain kata..


hilangkan semua stress..


pusingkan kepala...


tengok muka kat cermin
sambil goyang2.. lawa tak...


akhir sekali
buat joget kucing...

SELAMAT MENCUBA.... =)

get rid of FLU

I am going to give you my theory, because I love you all.

Listen carefully.

YOU are made mostly of water. Humans are around %70 to %80 water. A new way to purify and clean water is to use UV light. It effects the genetic material of bacteria and viruses.

Read this web page:

www.excelwater.com...

When ultraviolet energy is absorbed by the reproductive mechanisms of bacteria and viruses, the genetic material (DNA/RNA) is rearranged and they can no longer reproduce. They are therefore considered dead and the risk of disease has been eliminated.

UV-rays are energy-rich electromagnetic rays that are found in the natural spectrum of the sunlight. They are in the range of the invisible short wave light having a wavelength ranging from 100 to 400 nm (1 nanometre = 10-9m).

A light bulb might go off, if it didn't yet, here is another try....

...read about the "flu season". The flu season starts of during the winter, gets stronger in the spring, and pretty much disappears in the summer.


Science Tells Why There's No Summer Flu Outbreak
www2.tbo.com...

"Influenza virus is more likely to be transmitted during winter on the way to the subway than in a warm room," said Peter Palese, a flu researcher who is professor and chairman of the microbiology department at Mount Sinai Medical College in New York and the study's lead author."

...light bulb yet? Here is more...

en.wikipedia.org...

A recent research done by National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (NICHD) on influenza virus identified the virus as having "butter-like coating". The coating melts when it enters the respiratory tract. In the winter, the coating becomes a hardened shell; therefore, it can survive in the cold weather similar to a spore. In the summer, the coating melts before virus reaches the respiratory tract.

Get some sunlight!

Get some UV light from UV bulbs, or jump in a tanning bed for a little bit and see how you feel.

Don't burn your skin, and watch your internal body temperature.

Another theory: When you get a flu, your body temperature usually rises, and people believe that to be a symptom, hence why you need to take your temperature to detect the flu. HOWEVER, my theory is that body temperature rising is actually your body's defense mechanism. Your body is trying to warm up, to help kill off the flu! Also, your body heat rises and will make you sweat.

When you are too hot, the blood vessels in your skin expand (dilate) to carry the excess heat to your skin's surface. You may begin to sweat, and as the sweat evaporates, it helps cool your body.

Viruses and bacteria get carried in WATER. They probably can also escape your body by sweating...

...is your light bulb on yet?

Star and Flag, and spread this message like there is no tomorrow. It may be the future to health care.

Armored Core- Last Raven

time gi plaza alam sentral tjumpe lak mende ni.
dlu2 ak bcinte nk men game ni
aku try r bli.
time start men sronok tgk scene movie die.
grafik ley tahan gak
tpi bile try wat mission,
ta penah success
gameplay die payah yg amat.
serabut pale otak aku nk kwl simulation mecha die.
kalu versus ngan comp lg saket
ta smpai seminit lwn da meletup dlu mecha ak.
pro gile comp die kwl.
teringin nk jd cekap kwl mecha die..huh~

now i know where selfish came from

last saturday
i went to wet market with me bapak.
like always,
we lookin for groceries, as mum demanded.
while looking for fish,
my bapak asked the tauke, how much the ikan kembong?
she said, RM5 per kilo.
me bapak juz nodded, n then went away, askin the same question to another tauke.
after surveying the price, me bapak came back to the previous tauke.
he asked the tauke the price of ikan kembong.
suprisingly, she replied, RM6 per kilo.
my bapak's eyebrows raised a bit, "why, juz before u said RM5 per kilo?"
she said when she put the price at RM5, my father n some other customer did not buy, so she raised the price to RM6.
again, me bapak juz went away, with no comments.
while following me bapak,
i looked back, staring at the tauke.
deep inside me heart, i said,
"what a selfish fishmonger"

senarai kabinet 2009

SENARAI PENUH KABINET 2009

PUTRAJAYA: Senarai jemaah menteri yang diumumkan oleh Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak hari ini:

PERDANA MENTERI:

Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

TIMBALAN PERDANA MENTERI:

Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin

MENTERI DI JABATAN PERDANA MENTERI

1. Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon (Hal Ehwal Perpaduan & Pengurusan Prestasi)

2. Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz (Hal Ehwal Perundangan dan Parlimen)

3. Tan Sri Nor Mohamed Yakcop (Unit Perancang Ekonomi)

4. Mej Jen (B) Datuk Jamil Khir Baharom (Hal Ehwal Agama Islam)

Timbalan-timbalan Menteri:

1. Datuk Liew Vui Keong

2. Datuk Dr Mashitah Ibrahim

3. Datuk S.K. Devamany

4. Ahmad Maslan

5. T.Murugiah

MENTERI KEWANGAN:

Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

MENTERI KEWANGAN II:

Datuk Ahmad Husni Mohamad Hanadzlah

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Chor Chee Heung

2. Datuk Dr Awang Adek Hussin

MENTERI PELAJARAN:

Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Dr Wee Ka Siong

2. Dr Mohd Puad Zarkashi

MENTERI PENGANGKUTAN:

Datuk Ong Tee Keat

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Abdul Rahim Bakri

2. Datuk Robert Lau Hoi Chew

MENTERI PERUSAHAAN, PERLADANGAN DAN KOMODITI:

Tan Sri Bernard Dompok

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Hamzah Zainudin

MENTERI DALAM NEGERI:

Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Wira Abu Seman Yusop

2. Jelaing anak Mersat

MENTERI PENERANGAN, KOMUNIKASI, KESENIAN DAN KEBUDAYAAN:

Datuk Seri Utama Dr Rais Yatim

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Joseph Salang Gandum

2. Senator Heng Seai Kie

MENTERI TENAGA, TEKNOLOGI HIJAU DAN AIR:

Datuk Peter Chin Fah Kui

Timbalan:

Noriah Kasnon

MENTERI KEMAJUAN LUAR BANDAR DAN WILAYAH:

Datuk Seri Shafie Apdal

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Hassan Malek

2. Datuk Joseph Entulu anak Belaun

MENTERI PENGAJIAN TINGGI:

Datuk Seri Mohd Khaled Nordin

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Dr Hou Kok Chung

2. Datuk Saifuddin Abdullah

MENTERI PERDAGANGAN ANTARABANGSA DAN INDUSTRI:

Datuk Mustapa Mohamed

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir

2. Datuk Jacob Dungau Sagan

MENTERI SAINS, TEKNOLOGI DAN INNOVASI:

Datuk Dr Maximus Ongkili

Timbalan:

Fadillah Yusof

MENTERI SUMBER ASLI DAN ALAM SEKITAR:

Datuk Douglas Uggah Embas

Timbalan:

Tan Sri Joseph Kurup

MENTERI PELANCONGAN:

Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen

Timbalan:Datuk Seri Sulaiman Abdul Rahman Abdul Taib

MENTERI PERTANIAN DAN INDUSTRI ASAS TANI:

Datuk Noh Omar

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Johari Baharum

2. Datuk Rohani Abdul Karim

MENTERI PERTAHANAN:

Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi

Timbalan:

Datuk Dr Abdul Latiff Ahmad

MENTERI KERJA RAYA:

Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor

Timbalan:

Datuk Yong Khoon Seng

MENTERI KESIHATAN:

Datuk Liow Tiong Lai

Timbalan:

Datuk Rosnah Rashid Shirlin

MENTERI BELIA DAN SUKAN:

Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek

Timbalan:

1. Datuk Razali Ibrahim

2. Wee Jeck Seng

MENTERI SUMBER MANUSIA:

Datuk Dr S.Subramaniam

Timbalan:Datuk Maznah Mazlan

MENTERI PERDAGANGAN DALAM NEGERI DAN HAL EHWAL PENGGUNA:

Datuk Ismail Sabri Yaakob

Timbalan:

Datuk Tan Lian Hoe

MENTERI PERUMAHAN DAN KERAJAAN TEMPATAN:

Datuk Kong Cho Ha

Timbalan:

Datuk Lajim Ukin

MENTERI PEMBANGUNAN WANITA, KELUARGA DAN MASYARAKAT:

Datuk Seri Sharizat Jalil

Timbalan:Datin Paduka Chew Mei Fun

MENTERI LUAR:

Datuk Anifah Aman

Timbalan:

1. A.Kohilan Pillay

2. Datuk Lee Chee Leong

MENTERI WILAYAH PERSEKUTUAN:

Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin

Timbalan:

Datuk M.Saravanan

can't resist to DRAW

man..
tis drawing really troubles me today.
i done it in IELTS class.
The introduction session really like a lullaby dat falls into my ears.
But i can't sleep as i da one who sitting absolutely in front of lecture, unfortunately.
n then i started drawing to refresh myself.
first head,
then all the complete set of human figure.
i was too absorbed with my drawing that i not aware to my surroundings,
including the lecturer herself.
Then..
as soon i completed with the drawing,
i think i heard the lecturer said pretty loudly,
"Hav u finished wif ur drawing?"
The heart beat stopped awhile in a glimpse on time.
I raised my head and saw the lecturer staring on me..
Arrgh, what a shame..
n after that i really got ultimately refreshed, thanks to the drawing.
XD